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The Adventures of Sir Apeyham and Ecokam

Post by Makoce on Thu Oct 01, 2015 12:13 am

Soooo I'm gonna make this a thing for now lol. Not really stories though so I didn't think it went in Member Artwork..
Yeah. What I do when I'm bored on the Chatbox.

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Makoce : ECOKAM.
[23:26:18 28/09/2015] Makoce : Yes, sir?
[23:26:36 28/09/2015] Makoce : MAKE ME A SANDWICH
[23:26:55 28/09/2015] Makoce : Uhm. Ok. What would you like on it?
[23:27:06 28/09/2015] Makoce : EVERYHING.
[23:27:21 28/09/2015] Makoce : Sir, I can't put everything on your sandwich.
[23:27:26 28/09/2015] Makoce : WHY NOT
[23:27:56 28/09/2015] Makoce : Because it is physically impossible, sir? And besides, you are capable of making your own sandwich
[23:28:03 28/09/2015] Makoce : UHM EXCUSE IS THAT SASS I HEAR
[23:28:13 28/09/2015] Makoce : I'm sorry, sir, I-
[23:28:31 28/09/2015] Makoce : YOU DO NOT SASS ME YOU FLEA NUGGET
[23:28:45 28/09/2015] Makoce : Sir, I did not mean to-
[23:28:57 28/09/2015] Makoce : WHO WAS THE ONE WHO TOOK YOU UNDER HIS WING
[23:29:01 28/09/2015] Makoce : Sir-
[23:29:24 28/09/2015] Makoce : WHO WAS THE ONE WHO GAVE YOU A JOB AND A SAFE PLACE TO LIVE
[23:29:43 28/09/2015] Makoce : Sir, we are in an outer space office.
[23:30:02 28/09/2015] Makoce : DO MURDERERS COME IN OUTER SPACE OFFICES?
[23:30:38 28/09/2015] Makoce : No sir, but not a lot of others come in space anyway.
[23:31:12 28/09/2015] Makoce : MORE SASS FROM MISTER SMARTY KNOW IT ALL
[23:31:17 28/09/2015] Makoce : Sir-
[23:31:27 28/09/2015] Makoce : YOU HAVE JUST EARNED DETENTION
[23:31:34 28/09/2015] Makoce : What?
[23:31:47 28/09/2015] Makoce : YOU SHALL BE EXPELLEE
[23:31:51 28/09/2015] Makoce : EXPELLED
[23:32:21 28/09/2015] Makoce : What detention? And what, are you going to push me out into outer space???
[23:32:52 28/09/2015] Makoce : MAYBE I WILL SEE HOW MUCH YOU APPRECIATE ME THEN
[23:32:57 28/09/2015] Makoce : Oh my god
[23:33:08 28/09/2015] Makoce : MAKE ME A SANDWICH
[23:33:20 28/09/2015] Makoce : Fine! I'll make you a sandwich.
[23:33:35 28/09/2015] Makoce : BETTER.
[23:33:43 28/09/2015] Makoce : What do you want on it?
[23:33:48 28/09/2015] Makoce : EVERYTHING.
[23:33:53 28/09/2015] Makoce : ~~~ [/quote]


[22:46:52 29/09/2015] Makoce : WHOOSH.
[22:46:57 29/09/2015] Makoce : Sir?
[22:47:05 29/09/2015] Makoce : NYOOM
[22:47:15 29/09/2015] Makoce : ?..Uhm
[22:47:33 29/09/2015] Makoce : SWISH
[22:47:44 29/09/2015] Makoce : Sir what are you doing?
[22:48:02 29/09/2015] Makoce : TESTING MY SOUND EFFECTS. NYOOOOOOM
[22:48:12 29/09/2015] Makoce : Testing them for what, sir?
[22:48:46 29/09/2015] Makoce : BECAUSE I FREAKIN WANT TO. I AM SIR APEYHAM I DO WHAT I WANT
[22:49:04 29/09/2015] Makoce : No disrespect, sir
[22:49:27 29/09/2015] Makoce : OF COURSE NOT. FWISHHH
[22:49:49 29/09/2015] Makoce : Sir, can you approve this email?
[22:50:00 29/09/2015] Makoce : NOT NOW, ECOKAM. I MUST SAVE MY PEOPLE.
[22:50:07 29/09/2015] Makoce : Sir-
[22:50:26 29/09/2015] Makoce : *SIR APEYHAM RUNS ALL AROUND THE ROOM"
[22:50:32 29/09/2015] Makoce : Sir!
[22:50:40 29/09/2015] Makoce : NYOOM
[22:50:55 29/09/2015] Makoce : Sir did you take your medication?
[22:50:58 29/09/2015] Makoce : WHEN
[22:51:02 29/09/2015] Makoce : Today, sir
[22:51:04 29/09/2015] Makoce : WHY
[22:51:14 29/09/2015] Makoce : Because you need it to function, sir.
[22:51:20 29/09/2015] Makoce : I DONT WANT TO
[22:51:27 29/09/2015] Makoce : Sir, please
[22:51:47 29/09/2015] Makoce : NUUUU. YOU MUST CATCH ME FIRST HAHAHAHA
[22:52:09 29/09/2015] Makoce : Sir just come take your medication. It'll just take two seconds if you cooperate.
[22:52:19 29/09/2015] Makoce : CATCH MEEEEE
[22:52:37 29/09/2015] Makoce : Sir, come on. I already explained that we do this every morning
[22:53:23 29/09/2015] Makoce : YOU NO GOOD LOW DOWN GRASS STRAND. I AM SIR APEYHAM AND I COMMAND YOU TO CHASE ME
[22:54:00 29/09/2015] Makoce : -~- Sir just swallow the pills
OK FINE...
Thank you sir.
...TICKLE TIME
Please no
*Apeyham tickles Ecokam*
Sir I am very uncomfortable.
YOU EITHER CHASE ME OR BE TICKLED
Sir...
OK IM DONE ILL TAKE MY PILLS.
Thank you sir.
AFTER YOU CATCH ME!
Oh COME ON
*Apeyham runs*
*Ecokam tackles Apeyham and shoves pill down his throat* TAKE THE PILL
HRNG. I WILL GO DOWN FIGHTING. *swallows pill*
JESUS CHRIST WAS THAT SO HARD
YES BUT IT WOULDVE BEEN EASIER IF YOU JUST CHASED ME. GAWD.

[23:49:49 30/09/2015] Makoce : ECOKAM LET'S GO TO A DIFFERENT PLANET
[23:49:53 30/09/2015] Makoce : Why, sir?
[23:50:05 30/09/2015] Makoce : EARTH IS BORING. I HATE THAT IT HAS TRAINS.
[23:50:18 30/09/2015] Makoce : What's wrong with trains?
[23:50:31 30/09/2015] Makoce : THEY DERAIL. SUCH CLUMSY TRAINS.
[23:50:59 30/09/2015] Makoce : Well I suppose. But why go to a whole different planet?
[23:51:33 30/09/2015] Makoce : BECAUSE OTHER PLANETS DON'T HAVE TRAINS, YOU IDIOT
[23:51:46 30/09/2015] Makoce : Sir, I don't know-
[23:52:05 30/09/2015] Makoce : YOU HAVE NO CHOICE. WE ARE GOING TO MARS.
[23:52:17 30/09/2015] Makoce : *Sigh*
[23:52:21 30/09/2015] Makoce : WATCH YOUR SASS
[23:52:37 30/09/2015] Makoce : *They eventually get to Mars*
[23:53:00 30/09/2015] Makoce : SEE, IT IS FANTASTIC HERE. NOW WE CAN DO OUR WORK IN PEACE.
[23:53:16 30/09/2015] Makoce : But sir it won't let me send emails anymore.
[23:53:19 30/09/2015] Makoce : WHY NOT
[23:53:28 30/09/2015] Makoce : We are too far away from satellites, sir
[23:53:37 30/09/2015] Makoce : GET INTERNATIONAL COVERAGE THEN
[23:53:51 30/09/2015] Makoce : That's for earth, sir. Where the satellites are.
[23:54:09 30/09/2015] Makoce : GET INTERPLANETARY COVERAGE THEN
[23:54:18 30/09/2015] Makoce : I don't think that exists yet
[23:54:25 30/09/2015] Makoce : INVENT IT
[23:55:03 30/09/2015] Makoce : Well, I mean, there are satellites here too, but it's for exploration purposes, and the data they send is only for NASA.
[23:55:29 30/09/2015] Makoce : DOES THAT MEAN YES OR NO
[23:56:05 30/09/2015] Makoce : Well, if I can connect to the satellite, I might be able to ask NASA if I can use their satellite for emails.
[23:56:27 30/09/2015] Makoce : WELL YOU CAN'T EMAIL NASA APPARENTLY
[23:56:40 30/09/2015] Makoce : I know, sir. I'll figure it out.
[23:57:05 30/09/2015] Makoce : *Later*
[23:57:24 30/09/2015] Makoce : Sir, I have connected to the satellite and contacted NASA
[23:57:32 30/09/2015] Makoce : HOW DID YOU DO THAT
[23:57:38 30/09/2015] Makoce : Well, first I-
[23:57:58 30/09/2015] Makoce : NEVERMIND I ALREADY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY. I DON'T SPEAK NERD LOLOLLOLOL
[23:58:34 30/09/2015] Makoce : ...And they said no. We must return to earth.
[23:58:43 30/09/2015] Makoce : I LIKE IT HERE
[23:58:54 30/09/2015] Makoce : I can't do my job here, sir
[23:58:59 30/09/2015] Makoce : SO
[23:59:25 30/09/2015] Makoce : So nothing will get done and you will eventually be forced to close your office.
[00:00:02 01/10/2015] Makoce : THATS WHY I MADE IT AN OUTER SPACE OFFICE. SO NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO
[00:00:06 01/10/2015] Makoce : Sir?
[00:00:45 01/10/2015] Makoce : THEYLL BE ALL BOSSY BUT WHEN I ASK THEM IF THEY HAVE AN OUTER SPACE OFFICE THEY'LL GO SILENT AND I'LL GO UH! IN YOUR FACE
[00:01:38 01/10/2015] Makoce : THE GOVERNMENT AINT GOT NOTHIN ON ME
[00:02:05 01/10/2015] Makoce : Sir... Yes they do. We operate Yahoo.
[00:02:11 01/10/2015] Makoce : ...OH.
[00:02:15 01/10/2015] Makoce : Yeah.
[00:02:29 01/10/2015] Makoce : WELL I GUESS WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO EARTH.
[00:02:41 01/10/2015] Makoce : Yes, sir.
FREAKIN TRAINS
~~~

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Re: The Adventures of Sir Apeyham and Ecokam

Post by Maverick on Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:54 pm

Is this a complete series thing you're doing? Because otherwise I'm gonna have to ask you to just copy and paste this onto the "meanwhile in the chatbox" thread ^^"

And btw, this was sooo funny xD

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Re: The Adventures of Sir Apeyham and Ecokam

Post by Makoce on Thu Oct 01, 2015 11:00 pm

Maverick wrote:Is this a complete series thing you're doing? Because otherwise I'm gonna have to ask you to just copy and paste this onto the "meanwhile in the chatbox" thread ^^"

And btw, this was sooo funny xD

I plan on it being a series, yes ^-^ and Thankies lol

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Re: The Adventures of Sir Apeyham and Ecokam

Post by Maverick on Fri Oct 02, 2015 5:10 pm

Alright, keep doing what you're doing, then c:

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Re: The Adventures of Sir Apeyham and Ecokam

Post by Makoce on Sun Oct 04, 2015 11:10 pm

ECOKAM.
Yes, sir?
LOOK WHAT I MADE
What is it, sir?
IT'S A FOOPETS ACCOUNT AND THIS IS MY CAT
Uhm, what?
YE. LOOK AT THE FLUFFINESS. I WILL HAVE VIRTUAL COMPANIONSHIP.
Virtual companionship?
YEEEEE. I NEED COMPANIONSHIP.
Am I not a companion?
LOL NO
...But that's the whole reason you brought me here to work with you.
I NEEDED A SMART WOLF TO DO THE COMPUTER THINGIES. YOU'RE MORE LIKE.... MY EMPLOYEE.
Oh.
WHICH IS NOT A COMPANION.
I get it, sir.
FLUFFY CAT.
Yes it is, sir.
I NAMED HIM FALAFEL.
What?
FALAFEL.
...Alright
AND I CAN FEED HIM AND GIVE HIM WATER AND PLAY WITH HIM
Yeah?
AND PET HIM AND CLEAN OUT HIS LITTER BOX
Uh,
SO FUN. OH AND I CAN BATHE HIM AND TAKE HIM TO THE PARK YAY
When you say it out loud, this sounds very creepy.
NO IT'S FUN YOU PARTY POOPER.
I'll take your word for it.
YOU SHOULD TRY IT
No thank you...
TRY IT OR I WILL MAKE YOU CHASE ME TO MAKE ME TAKE MY MEDICINE TOMORROW
Oh my god no
THEN DO IT LOL
Fine. Geez. *pets the cat* There.
YAYYYY THANK YOU.
But you're probably going to fight to take your medicine anyway.
YEP.

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